There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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