so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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