i can't believe i had my finger in that
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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