Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Can Purell be used as lube?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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