i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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