I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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