the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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