how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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