we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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