all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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