okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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