so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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