So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
