every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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