Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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