Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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