I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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