i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
that's an acceptable place to lick
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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