so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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