and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
im about as happy as oj after his trial
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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