"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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