i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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