its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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