We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
did i just pee glitter
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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