Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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