I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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