How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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