Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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