Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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