awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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