Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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