I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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