It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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