It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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