Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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