Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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