Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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