OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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