So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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