You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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