If i come over, it means nothing
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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