Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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