I feel like I'm in dance class right now
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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