Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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