so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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