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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
sick fucks of a feather flock together
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
