You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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