its not stalking. its research.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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