he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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