I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
