I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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