i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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