So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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